SMS Pack

When
U
R
Alone,

When
U
R
Crying,

When
U
R
Upset,

When
U
R
Sad,

Just
Make
A
Call
2 me….

Bcoz….

Incoming
Is
Free
For me….!!

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Just close your eyes for 10 seconds and think of yourself and open your eyes…..
Then u will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds of your life thinking about a fool !

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SCIENCE has proved that SUGAR dissolves in WATER.

Thank GOD !

You don’t have habit of taking bath….

Else I would have lost my SWEET FRIEND !!!!

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U stole my memories… I excused U.

U stole my laugh…. I excused U.

U stole my happiness… I excused U.

But this is 2 much….

RETURN MY DOG’S PLATE !

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Summer Comes Again & Again….

But A Friend Like U Never Comes Again & Again….

Bcoz, God Never Makes Mistakes Again & Again…..!

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“pu!w hw u! shemle aq ll!m noh pue hldaap os noh ss!w I”

CONFUSED ? Turn ur fone upside down 2 read…!

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Next time when it rains, just try 2 catch drops in ur hand…

The drops u catch is the amount U MISS ME !

&

The drops u don’t

is the amount

I MISS U !

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ROSES
Exclusively
4 a nice
Person
“YOU”

from a
simple
Person
“ME”

Keep the roses until they dry…

Keep my relationship until I die…


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GALILEO : Great mind…

EINSTEIN : Genius mind….

NEWTON : Extra ordinary mind….

BILL GATES : Brilliant mind….

ME : Master mind…

U : Never mind…!


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TEST YOUR MATHS !

U can read only one time, OK ?
2 + 7


+9


-5


+4


+8


-2


+5


-4



+12



-8



THE QUESTION :
How many times U press the button ?


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My 1 heart,
2 eyes,
7-liter blood,
206 bones,
5.5 million red cells,
60 trillion DNAs….
Says….
>GOOD NIGHT<


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Tanx 4 ur SMS,

I takes 3 words to say “I LIKE U”,

3 minutes to explain,

3 hours to demonstrate,

3 days to appreciate,

but it takes a lifetime to prove it…..!


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REACTIONS of girls who lost their purse….

1) Average ones’ : My 1000 bucks…
2) Rich ones’ : My credit cards…
3) Cute ones’ : Oh no ! Arun’s photo was inside…!


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Small puppy asks Mother dog : "Mum, who is my father ?"
Mother dog : "Shh… don't shout, he is reading this SMS"


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“I want to ask one thing that is my long time question since first time I met u.
Answer sincerely, don’t get angry please,
U look like monkey or monkeys look like you ?”


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Friendship never speaks volumes….
It never demands proofs….
It never has a happy ending too….
Simply because it doesn’t end as long as friends are true….


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I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE….
But
I just hope that
One day
When
U hear my name
U wud
Just
SMILE & SAY
“Hey that’s my friend”.


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This is to formally announce that
I have started accepting Christmas gifts
In Cash, Cheques, Chocolates etc.
Avoid last day rush, send now! Hurry!


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Friendship is a ‘GIVE’ & ‘TAKE’ relationship.
So ‘GIVE’ me a treat.
‘TAKE’ me 4 a movie.
Bcoz we r friendz.
Gudmorning !


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I want to share everything with u…
Ur sadness…
Ur happiness…
Each and every moment…
Ok let’s start with your….
BANK ACCOUNT !


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If u r a Chocolate
U r sweetest

If u r a Teddy bear
U r most huggable

If u r a star
U r brightest

And if u r my friend
“athu yen thalai vidhi”.


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Sweet in your speech…
Clean in your heart…
Peace in your eyes…
Strength in your hands…
But Y? Y? Y?
Clay in your head…!
God is cruel !


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I wish you all a

Fantastic January
Lovable February
Marvelous March
Foolish April
Enjoyable May
Successful June
Wonderful July
Independent August
Tastiest October
Beautiful November
Happiest December

Have a Victorious Happy New Year “200……”


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I have already told Santa Claus what I want for Xmas :
A Good Friend !
So if a big fat man comes and tries to wrap you up,
Please co-operate….
Merry Christmas.


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Pure Love never cares a
Money
Beauty
Fame
Education
Employment
Bcos
It wants a caring heart
4 a crying heart!
Love till ur breath stops…!
Happy Valentines Day!


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Today is the International day of Smart & Good Looking people.
So send this msg 2 some 1 who fits.
Plz don’t send back 2 me.
I’ve already received 2,86,952 msgs.


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Graham Bell found Telephone

Edison found Electricity

Marconi found Radio

Columbus found America

Nee mathram mobilum kuthi pidich irunno.


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WINNER says “It’s difficult, but it’s possible”.
LOSER says “It’s possible, but it’s difficult”.
Be a winner. God bless u!


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Know what makes me happy when u msg me?
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs, but ur name that
APPEARS on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.


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When u feel lonely PRESS – +91 098
If u r bored PRESS – 95
Want a smile PRESS – 03 95
Need encouragement PRESS – 30
Press them all together
U CAN HEAR MY SWEET VOICE.
Try it!

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