True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)

A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)

Take Care alot

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!

Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!

To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u

Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!

Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...

Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.

Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

A 992 i
n0279q biquT2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting

This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)

I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!

Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.

Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you

Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.

Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?

Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...

I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.

Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!

Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?

Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.

My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.

Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.

Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.

Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.

If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.

1. Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

5. If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !

9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.

10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

13. Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

14. My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!

15. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.

16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!

21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.

23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!

24. I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!

25. If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.

26.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

27. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.

28. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.

29. If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you.

30. They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.

31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.

32.Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.

33. If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!

34.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

35.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

36. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.

37.I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

38.If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.

39.Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.

40. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?

41. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.

42. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

43.A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.

44. Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?

45. Tonight I ask the stars above. How I'll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way?

46.The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"

47. The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it

48. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I'm with you.

49. You tripped me, so I fell for you.

50. I will love you until my heart stops beating.

51. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.

54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.
In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and forever!

55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.

56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.

57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part.

58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.

59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.

60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.

61. Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!

62.Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love you!

63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.

64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."

65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.

66. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!

67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.

69.I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU

70. Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".

71. Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

72. I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!

74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!

76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
1.2.3.4.5.6. 7.8.9.10. ..
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!

77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"

78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?

79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!

80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

81. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

86.Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you.

87. If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !

88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

89. I'll love you till the end! And then some more.

90. A day without your love is a day without life.

91. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean

92. nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

93.Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

94. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

95. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

96.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

97. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.

98. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1.

99. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

100. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!

101. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

102. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!

103. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.

104. I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!

105. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

106. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

108. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

109. It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!

111. When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be...

When
U
R
Alone,

When
U
R
Crying,

When
U
R
Upset,

When
U
R
Sad,

Just
Make
A
Call
2 me….

Bcoz….

Incoming
Is
Free
For me….!!

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Just close your eyes for 10 seconds and think of yourself and open your eyes…..
Then u will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds of your life thinking about a fool !

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SCIENCE has proved that SUGAR dissolves in WATER.

Thank GOD !

You don’t have habit of taking bath….

Else I would have lost my SWEET FRIEND !!!!

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U stole my memories… I excused U.

U stole my laugh…. I excused U.

U stole my happiness… I excused U.

But this is 2 much….

RETURN MY DOG’S PLATE !

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Summer Comes Again & Again….

But A Friend Like U Never Comes Again & Again….

Bcoz, God Never Makes Mistakes Again & Again…..!

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“pu!w hw u! shemle aq ll!m noh pue hldaap os noh ss!w I”

CONFUSED ? Turn ur fone upside down 2 read…!

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Next time when it rains, just try 2 catch drops in ur hand…

The drops u catch is the amount U MISS ME !

&

The drops u don’t

is the amount

I MISS U !

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---;-<@
---;-<@
---;-<@

ROSES
Exclusively
4 a nice
Person
“YOU”

from a
simple
Person
“ME”

Keep the roses until they dry…

Keep my relationship until I die…


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GALILEO : Great mind…

EINSTEIN : Genius mind….

NEWTON : Extra ordinary mind….

BILL GATES : Brilliant mind….

ME : Master mind…

U : Never mind…!


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TEST YOUR MATHS !

U can read only one time, OK ?
2 + 7


+9


-5


+4


+8


-2


+5


-4



+12



-8



THE QUESTION :
How many times U press the button ?


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My 1 heart,
2 eyes,
7-liter blood,
206 bones,
5.5 million red cells,
60 trillion DNAs….
Says….
>GOOD NIGHT<


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Tanx 4 ur SMS,

I takes 3 words to say “I LIKE U”,

3 minutes to explain,

3 hours to demonstrate,

3 days to appreciate,

but it takes a lifetime to prove it…..!


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REACTIONS of girls who lost their purse….

1) Average ones’ : My 1000 bucks…
2) Rich ones’ : My credit cards…
3) Cute ones’ : Oh no ! Arun’s photo was inside…!


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Small puppy asks Mother dog : "Mum, who is my father ?"
Mother dog : "Shh… don't shout, he is reading this SMS"


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“I want to ask one thing that is my long time question since first time I met u.
Answer sincerely, don’t get angry please,
U look like monkey or monkeys look like you ?”


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Friendship never speaks volumes….
It never demands proofs….
It never has a happy ending too….
Simply because it doesn’t end as long as friends are true….


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I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE….
But
I just hope that
One day
When
U hear my name
U wud
Just
SMILE & SAY
“Hey that’s my friend”.


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This is to formally announce that
I have started accepting Christmas gifts
In Cash, Cheques, Chocolates etc.
Avoid last day rush, send now! Hurry!


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Friendship is a ‘GIVE’ & ‘TAKE’ relationship.
So ‘GIVE’ me a treat.
‘TAKE’ me 4 a movie.
Bcoz we r friendz.
Gudmorning !


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I want to share everything with u…
Ur sadness…
Ur happiness…
Each and every moment…
Ok let’s start with your….
BANK ACCOUNT !


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If u r a Chocolate
U r sweetest

If u r a Teddy bear
U r most huggable

If u r a star
U r brightest

And if u r my friend
“athu yen thalai vidhi”.


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Sweet in your speech…
Clean in your heart…
Peace in your eyes…
Strength in your hands…
But Y? Y? Y?
Clay in your head…!
God is cruel !


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I wish you all a

Fantastic January
Lovable February
Marvelous March
Foolish April
Enjoyable May
Successful June
Wonderful July
Independent August
Tastiest October
Beautiful November
Happiest December

Have a Victorious Happy New Year “200……”


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I have already told Santa Claus what I want for Xmas :
A Good Friend !
So if a big fat man comes and tries to wrap you up,
Please co-operate….
Merry Christmas.


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Pure Love never cares a
Money
Beauty
Fame
Education
Employment
Bcos
It wants a caring heart
4 a crying heart!
Love till ur breath stops…!
Happy Valentines Day!


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Today is the International day of Smart & Good Looking people.
So send this msg 2 some 1 who fits.
Plz don’t send back 2 me.
I’ve already received 2,86,952 msgs.


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Graham Bell found Telephone

Edison found Electricity

Marconi found Radio

Columbus found America

Nee mathram mobilum kuthi pidich irunno.


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WINNER says “It’s difficult, but it’s possible”.
LOSER says “It’s possible, but it’s difficult”.
Be a winner. God bless u!


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Know what makes me happy when u msg me?
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs, but ur name that
APPEARS on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.


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When u feel lonely PRESS – +91 098
If u r bored PRESS – 95
Want a smile PRESS – 03 95
Need encouragement PRESS – 30
Press them all together
U CAN HEAR MY SWEET VOICE.
Try it!

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1- Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying… and the
other ensures you continue to do so.

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3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

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4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem
can there be greater than this one?”

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5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

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6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

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7- A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married
me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE”

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8- Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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9- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married
Millionaire: “Billionaire”

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10- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. Hahahahaha

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11- A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me;
my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
“I like your sense of humor"

Without Love — dayz are...

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…


Life ends when you stop dreaming...

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful


Time will always ...

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me


When You give your ...

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
coz, broken hearts has never spare parts.


Write on ...
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,
so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.


If 10 people care 4 u ...

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.


I m feeling so ...

I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me. Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.


First time i saw u ...

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!


If i were a tear in ur eye ...

If i were a tear in ur eye
i wood roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye
i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!


I love all the stars in the sky ...

I love all the stars in the sky,
but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!